A Punk Twist on Road Rules (and Common Sense)

Never Mind the Texting

One day when I am elected governor of the world’s 8th largest economy, I will make it priority one to have this sticker on every vehicle with a California license plate. Ten years apparently isn’t enough time to get used to the fact that residents from Sacramento to San Diego refuse to use turn signals. Just to be sure, I … Read More

Ass Hat Fever

I don’t agree that Ted Nugent actually threatened the Commander-in-Chief. And I am not against gun ownership. But Sweaty Teddy is another David Koresh in the making… Keep an eye out, folks. And I JUST noticed that there is a startling resemblance to the late (fellow NRA member/leader) Charlton Heston. Is the original Planet of the Apes’ homosapien hero Inhabiting … Read More

Home Boy Hits

More material from a black man trapped in a white body (sometimes and sort of). The former was my first stab at hip hop after getting my mitts on a Roland sampler (circa 1998). I had planned on using the musical nom de plume “Hype Machine” until I found out it had already been trademarked. The latter is a tongue-in-cheek … Read More

Whipping Boy Jeans Commercial

A parody of the old Bugle Boy Jeans commercials (circa 1980s), starring Kathy Golde and yours truly (and some drum circle dudes at Delaware Park). Shot in glorious consumer Hi8 in 1997 by Jennifer Shanley Clarke for My City Underground.

CK9 Commercial

One of many short pieces from “My City Underground”. It was shot in glorious, consumer Hi8 (1997-98) during the period when CK’s heroin chic ads were all the rage. R.I.P., Daisy!