A Punk Twist on Road Rules (and Common Sense)

Never Mind the Texting

One day when I am elected governor of the world’s 8th largest economy, I will make it priority one to have this sticker on every vehicle with a California license plate. Ten years apparently isn’t enough time to get used to the fact that residents from Sacramento to San Diego refuse to use turn signals. Just to be sure, I … Read More

Ass Hat Fever

I don’t agree that Ted Nugent actually threatened the Commander-in-Chief. And I am not against gun ownership. But Sweaty Teddy is another David Koresh in the making… Keep an eye out, folks. And I JUST noticed that there is a startling resemblance to the late (fellow NRA member/leader) Charlton Heston. Is the original Planet of the Apes’ homosapien hero Inhabiting … Read More

Me and the Lads

Ian Wiggans was one of several of my alter egos created for a cable access show I used to produce called, “My City Underground”. Ian was based loosely on real-life soccer thug cum actor, Vinnie Jones. (Have a look. Most will recognize him.) “Me and The Lads” was a fictional CD release by Ian’s (also fictional) poser punk band called … Read More

Fist of Basement Legend

My mother first indulged my shutterbug bug with a trusty Polaroid. I spent ungodly amounts (of my Mom’s) money on film. (Thanks, Mom!) My good friend, Billy Fern had the martial arts bug long before me as his father had begun studying karate. (Billy often sneaked out of the house with his dad’s nunchucks, allowing us the bonk ourselves and … Read More